Chuck Ragan must Drink Dos Equis

I was in my home last night and saw this ad while watching ESPN Outdoors and eating raw Salmon. All I could think about after I saw it was "If this ad is as true as it seems, then Chuck Ragan MUST drink Dos Equis!"



Let's be honest, you might as well insert Chuck Ragan's name into that ad every time they say "he." Let's see how it reads:

Chuck Ragan has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room. (TRUE, have you heard those vocals! So hearty! Of course he is a cure for narcolepsy. You just CAN'T fall asleep during a Chuck Ragan song).

Chuck Ragan's organ donation card, also lists his beard. (Do I even need to backup fact? It is also registered at the DMV as a small commercial vehicle).

Chuck Ragan is a lover, not a fighter, but he is also a fighter so don't get an ideas (All of the fights Chuck gets in are 2 on 1. Chuck and Beard vs. The loser).

Chuck Ragan is the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't always drink beer (I usually drink straight ocean water, but when I don't have ocean water available), I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends." -Chuck Ragan

Who remembers all the parts on Chucks album "Los Feliz" where he refers to his fans as "Friends?" This Dos Equis commercial producer must be a Ragan fan. From now on, when I imagine Chuck on a boat with the ESPN outdoorsmen, I now picture him drinking Dos Equis.