Friday, June 4, 2010

Chuck Ragan Fact #7

Chuck Ragan's newest album is called Gold Country. Before he cut the album, the area in which he recorded was simply called "California". Chuck's vocal chords are the new gold miners and 49er's of our time. Respect the beard.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Chuck Ragan Fact #6

Chuck Ragan is so tough, in celebration of Independence Day, Chuck Ragan took his beard, guitar and tackle box to third world countries and demonstrated how facial hair and folk music can bring peace and harmony to all.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Chuck Ragan Fact #5 (Tribute To Another Great Beard)



Once, Billy Mays ran into Chuck Ragan down in sunny Florida and asked him to join his pitch team, endorsing the product the Mighty Hook. While demonstrating the ease of the product in a commercial rehearsal, Chuck's brute beard strength ripped through the wall. Billy Mays' beard turned its signature black color in both fear in amazement, much like some people get a silver streak in their hair when they go through something stressful.

This fact isn't that great, but we wanted to pay tribute to the passing of another great bearded man, the late great Billy Mays. May his beard live on forever in our hearts.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Chuck Ragan Fact #4

Chuck Ragan is so tough, he was asked to co-host Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls but when the producers of the show heard stories of how Chuck's roaring vocal chords have been known to kill real bears, they chose to go with Will Ferrell instead.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Chuck Ragan Fact #3


Chuck Ragan is so tough, his beard and Chuck Norris' beard tussled and tousled for hours. The winner? Have you noticed how thick and lustrous Chuck Ragan's beard has been recently?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Chuck Ragan must Drink Dos Equis

I was in my home last night and saw this ad while watching ESPN Outdoors and eating raw Salmon. All I could think about after I saw it was "If this ad is as true as it seems, then Chuck Ragan MUST drink Dos Equis!"



Let's be honest, you might as well insert Chuck Ragan's name into that ad every time they say "he." Let's see how it reads:

Chuck Ragan has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room. (TRUE, have you heard those vocals! So hearty! Of course he is a cure for narcolepsy. You just CAN'T fall asleep during a Chuck Ragan song).

Chuck Ragan's organ donation card, also lists his beard. (Do I even need to backup fact? It is also registered at the DMV as a small commercial vehicle).

Chuck Ragan is a lover, not a fighter, but he is also a fighter so don't get an ideas (All of the fights Chuck gets in are 2 on 1. Chuck and Beard vs. The loser).

Chuck Ragan is the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't always drink beer (I usually drink straight ocean water, but when I don't have ocean water available), I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends." -Chuck Ragan

Who remembers all the parts on Chucks album "Los Feliz" where he refers to his fans as "Friends?" This Dos Equis commercial producer must be a Ragan fan. From now on, when I imagine Chuck on a boat with the ESPN outdoorsmen, I now picture him drinking Dos Equis.

Chuck Ragan Fact #2


Chuck Ragan is so tough, he decided to save the environment by traveling with the Revival Tour in his beard for future gigs.
 
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